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dutchster:

you: i have hazel eyes, but they change color with my clothes
me: i have green eyes, but they turn black when the demon takes over

(Bron: dutchster, via dutchster)

acquaintedwithrask:

virgoassbitch:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

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I was having a good day.  We were all having a good day.

(Bron: reddit.com, via dutchster)

lilpwussyboi:

dadhopper:

She’s so broke

im not even gonna ask who bc i already know its me

(via unshrink)

aquariushawty:

when i figure out how to die without hurting my mom’s feelings it’s over for me, bitches

(via find-the-beauty-within)

alicepalacesblog:

Wish I could be a warrior rather than a worrier.

(via find-the-beauty-within)

disorderrd:

someone: hey how are u feelin ?

me: oh, im not

(via unshrink)

friendliness:

Butterflies can’t see their wings. They can’t see how beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that.

(via unshrink)

dracomalfoyofficial:

today @ lunch i was sitting w/ a bunch of my kindergarteners and they started to discuss what each other’s “deepest fears” were. one said “being killed” and the other said “loving people.” i was like y'all…….you didn’t have to be that honest

(via wreckfull)